$CAPY
"Relax, hodl, and vibe like a capybara"
🚀 Our Vision
We're creating the most relaxed cryptocurrency in existence. No utility, no promises - just good vibes and memes that outlive your average relationship.
In a world of rug pulls and scams, $CAPY stands for transparent laziness. We're not even trying to pretend this is serious.
💰 Tokenomics (Jokenomics)
Supply
777,777,777,777 $CAPY
"Nice round number"
Taxes
0% Buy / 0% Sell
"We're not the IRS"
Liquidity
Locked for 777 days
"Nice"
Allocation
75% Fair Launch
25% Team (for memes)
Contract Address: 0xcapy...42069
(Check our Discord for real address)
📅 Roadmap
Phase 1: The Beginning (Q2 2025)
- Launch token with minimal effort
- First 100 holders (probably just our moms)
- Meme contest with $CAPY prizes
Phase 2: The Rise (Q4 2025)
- "Capy in Sunglasses" NFT collection
- Get listed on a CEX (if we feel like it)
- Community votes on useless features
Phase 3: The Moon (2026)
- Buy an actual capybara for the team
- Sponsor a capybara sanctuary
- 1 $CAPY = 1 $CAPY
👥 The Team
CEO
Some Capybara
"Chill expert"
CTO
ChatGPT-4
"Does all the work"
CFO
Your Dog
"Good boy"
Note: We're anonymous because we have real jobs.
❓ FAQ
Q: Is this a scam?
A: Scams require effort. We're too lazy to scam anyone.
Q: When Lambo?
A: When capybaras learn to drive.
Q: What's the utility?
A: The utility is vibing. That's it.
Q: How do I buy?
A: 1. Get SOL. 2. Swap on pump.fun. 3. Hodl. 4. Vibes.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: $CAPY is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. This is not investment advice. The team is not responsible for any gains or losses. Please only invest what you can afford to lose while vibing.